.... your twin sister forgets your birthday. .... you wake up face down on the pavement. .... you put your bra backwards and it fits better. .... you call  suicide prevention and they put you on hold. .... your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. .... you turn on the TV news and they are displaying emergency routes out of your city. .... you wake up to discover that your water bed broke then realize that you don't have a water bed.