What is a cat? * Cats do what they want. * They rarely listen to you. * They are totally unpredictable. * They whine when they are not happy. * When you want to play, they want to be alone. * When you want to be alone, they want to play. * They expect you to cater to their every whim. * They are moody. * They leave hair everywhere. * They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg. Conclusion: They are tiny little women in fur coats. What is a dog? * Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the room. * They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you are in the same room. * They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. * They growl when they are not happy. * When you want to play, they want to play. * When you want to be alone, they want to play. * They are great at begging. * They will love you forever if you rub their tummies. * They leave their toys everywhere. * They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss. Conclusion: They are tiny little men in fur coats.