1. Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?

2. Why do you have a hot-water heater when you don’t need to heat hot water?

3. Why is an orange orange and an apple not red?

4. What do they pack styrofoam in?

5. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do you get Teflon to stick to a pan?

6. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and

drive?

7. Why are there floatation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

8. Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

9. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

10. You know how most packages say "Open here."  What is the protocol if the

package says, "Open somewhere else?"

11. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment,

but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

12. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on  planes, why

can't they make the whole  plane out of the same substance?