A: What is the longest word in the English language? B: I don't know. A: "Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters! A: What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters? B: I have no idea. A: The "Post Office"! B: And what word begins with "e", ends with "e", and has one letter? A: I'm confused ... B: An envelope!