How do you get four elephants into a Mini? Two in the front, two in the back. --- How do you get an elephant out of the water? Wet. --- How do you get two elephants out of the water? One by one. --- Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant: The French book    - The Sex Life of the Elephant or: 1000 ways to cook Elephant The English book   - Elephants I have shot on Safari The Welsh book     - The Elephant and its influence on Welsh language and culture or: Oes ysgol tocynnau eleffant llanfairpwll nhadau coeden. The American book  - How to Make Bigger And Better Elephants The Japanese book  - How to Make Smaller And Cheaper Elephants The Greek book     - How to Sell Elephants for a Lot of Money The Finnish book   - What Do Elephants Think about Finnish People The German book    - A Short Introduction to Elephants, Vol 1-6. The Icelandic book - Defrosting an Elephant The Swiss book     - Switzerland: The Country Through Which Hannibal Went With His Elephants The Canadian book  - Elephants: A Federal or State Issue? The Swedish book   - How to reduce your taxes with an elephant. ---