Why do we press harder on a remote when we know the batteries are flat? Can you cry underwater? Why do people believe you when you say there are 4 billion stars but check when you say paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the tube? How come Tarzan didn't have a beard? Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in "lisp"? If the temperature is zero outside today & it is going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? If it is true we are here to help others, what are the others doing? What level of importance must a person have before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every couple of hours? Why don't birds fall out of nests when they are asleep? Orange: which came first, the fruit or the colour? Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? Why is it called a TV Set when there is only one of it? Why does round pizza come in a square box? If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? What is the speed of dark? Why do speedometers on cars go up to speeds that are both completely illegal and well beyond the capabilities of the car?