What's black and blue and brown and lying in a ditch? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? Invisible. What's a brunette's mating call? "Has the blonde left yet?" Why is the brunette considered an evil colour? When was the last time you saw a blonde witch? What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette? A hostage.