1. "You get this one, next round is on me." (We won't be here long enough to get another round.) 2. "I'll get this one, next one is on you." (Happy hour is about to end...drafts are now a dollar, but by the next round they'll be $4.50 a pop.) 3. "Hey, where is that friend of yours?" (I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position.) 4. "I don't feel well, let's go home." (female) (You are paying more attention to your friends than me.) 5. I don't feel well, let's go home." (male) (I'm horny.) 6. "Who's got the next round?" (I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting attention.) 7. "Excuse Me." (male to male) (Get the hell out of the way.) 8. "Excuse Me." (male to female) (I am going to grope you now.) 9. "Excuse Me." (female to male) (Don't even think about groping me, just get the hell out of the way.) 10. "Excuse Me." (female to female) (Move your fat ass. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not all that, missy, and don't think for one minute that you are. Coming in here dressing like a ho... Get your eyes off of my man, or I'll slap you, bitch, like the slut you are.) 11. "That person looks really familiar." (Did I sleep with him/her?)