Two ethical questions: Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before reading the answer. Question 2: It is time to elect the world leader, and yours is the deciding vote. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates: Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses and also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking, then look at the answer. Candidate A ... is Franklin D. Roosevelt Candidate B ... is Winston Churchill Candidate C ... is Adolph Hitler And by the way: Answer to the abortion question ... If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.